I don't have skeletons in my closet...If I had a skeleton, he would be proudly displayed.
I went to an antique store near by and met some beautiful skeletons and other beautiful oddities.
This guy here is a real skeleton who donated his body to science.
And I loved him.
Probably too much.
Don't freak out, but we almost kissed.
Then I found this fez.
From Morocco, from the 1930's.
Fezzes are cool.
I wish I had a bow tie.
Bowties are cool.
(Please know what I'm talking about.)
One last good bye.
And until I can get a real human skeleton, this is Clive, the mini skeleton in the hallway.
He is ready for Christmas.